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Thursday, December 01, 2005

The Quest for the Holey Grail

Okay so it has become frighteningly apparent to me that I need to update my page.

I have a couple of emails and stern bodily-harm threats pending if I do not do so. So I have decided to empty out the ol' Site additions folder and post this beautifully magnificent work of art.

Jumping right into things, here is what I want for X-mas so that I don't ever have to mix another drink for myself again!


The RoboBar

The future is now! Not only does this baby mix and dispense drinks, but it comes with a monitor of a nice Woman who makes smalltalk amongst the plethora of robotic hullabaloo.


Mmmmmmmm


Robotic Pacman

Remember Pacman? Well this is a useless Robotic version of that. It's funny to see how basic Robot engineers can be. It's like robots are the hardest thing on earth to create. I mean...To pick something like Pacman to re-create? I don't see the point, but I guess I'm not from the old days so I don't even care.



PacMan for Dummies


Bionic Body Parts no longer a joke

Remember those old commercials with that robot gymnast? Remember he looked like he was made out of copper and was swinging from pipe to pipe...and on the end of the pipes were these gears? And then he would swing into the gears and lose his arm? Don't ask me why I remember that commercial, but I do and you can thank the Canadian Gov't for that!



Bionic Arm


First Ever Face Transplant

Ever wake up in the morning and wish you looked completely different? No? Well you can go away then...Otherwise if you HAVE then take a look at this ultramodern technique brought to you by Medical Science.... Pfft... What's Medicine ever done for us? * Statue falls on self* Oh, I'm paralised, I just hope medical science can cure me!


Laugh your Face off


Card Shark trumps them all

So apparently the creator of PartyPoker. n et was originally a porno industry exec. This certainly explains why a few of my colleagues would use that site then, Lol.


PartyPoker


Cybercrime escalates at a furious rate

Cybercrimes > Real life crimes. Need I say more? RTFA.

Cybercrimes


Actual Cost Breakdown of the Xbox 360 - Is Microsoft Losing out?

Some Xbox 360 cost breakdown of the actual unit.



Xbox Link

Another Xbox 360 component article

Xbox Link


Interesting...

I'm tempted to put one of these on an Ipod and leave it on the bus. Wouldn't it be the funniest thing in the world to follow around some guy who indiscriminately picks up your ipod and pretends its his own? Hell to top that off, I would put on BARNEY music and RAMP the volume ALL the way up before I set it down on the ground. HAHAHahahhaahaaaaa. I love you, you love me...Were so happy... Hahahahaa


Loc8tor

Now this would be the "shit"

CBS to offer their re-runs on Google Video? Yowza...TV is becoming less and less of an option now with the Internet taking over.

CBS on Google Video


Shuffle your A$$ off with this

Remember what I wanted to do with the Barney music? Lol Do that with the speaker except do this on a train or LRT..hide it behind a seat somewhere and leave it on all day.


Shuffle it up


My Xmas wishlist Item # 1

If I had lots of money, I would definitely ask for one of these babies...Wow...So sleek.


Oakley Badass


Virtual Air Guitar

Now all of you drama queens can be gay in Virtual REALITY!


Air Guitar Gone horribly wrong


Black Walmart Friday

Take five-thousand angry colored people mixed with three-thousand white people and this is the resulting effect.



Black Walmart Friday


PC Shock Therapy!

This reminds me of Ghostbusters when Venkman was testing that sketchy guy in the first few scenes...He guesses three squiggly lines and actually guesses correctly, but he still gets shocked even though the chick is guessing everything wrong and Peter is lying to her =P


Shock Trainer


WoW Private hosted servers? - Good or Bad or Illegal?

It is what is says.

Well that's about it. Thanks for viewing. If some of the pictures don't work, I don't care =)

Peace.

WowStatus

3 Comments:

  • Laugh out louds.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:24 AM  

  • Those speakers are sweet. I wish they weren't only in Japan.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:24 AM  

  • Yeah I recently got an ipod shuffle from work and I could use some of those speakers =)

    By Blogger Etown Gamer, at 10:24 AM  

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