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Friday, October 28, 2005

Friday morning rants

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
- Jackie Mason

No kidding, eh? This quote hits home more now than ever. It seems like everyone has an illness now and there's usually a drug to compensate for it.

Patient: Doctor, I seem to have something growing out of my forehead.

Doctor: Oh, well..How long has this been happening?

Patient: About three days or so.

Doctor: Well it seems that you have a finger growing out of your forehead, but don't worry, we have drugs for that.

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease.
- George Dennison Prentice

That quote says it all. If you are worrying about your weight and health all the time, you might as well have a disease, because you are catering to your anxiety. You may as well move to America and start worrying about the Iraq war while your at it. Hell let's all move to America and start watching FOX news so we can all get brainwashed like they are. Hell FOX news said that Cyberathletes make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, and we all know that's bullplop....BULL PLOOOOOPPPPP!

I guess when it comes down to it, I just like to rant.

Send me your rant ideas and I will turn them into some comedic genius for you.


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